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I Rate/Review Movies In Bra Sizes.

34A - Don't Bother.
34B - If You Have Nothing Better To Do.
34C - I'd Recommend.
34D - I'd Highly Recommend.
34DD - New Favorite.

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11th June 2012

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Jersey Shore Shark Attack - 34C.

After watching a brain draining and thought provoking movie like Prometheus, Jersey Shore Shark Attack was exactly what I needed.  And Pizza Hut.

Syfy puts out a lot of ridiculous movies.  I’ve seen some of them.  For what this movie was, it was seriously amazing.  Very funny.  It succeeded where Piranha 3DD failed miserably.  They’re both spoofs but this was just a very deliberately bad but also very funny movie.  Piranha 3DD was deliberately bad and bad.

The plot.  It’s the cast of the Jersey Shore.  They’re all pretty close resemblances except for Snooki who is portrayed as a tall, thin guidette as opposed to the fat, little hobgoblin she is.  And there are sharks attacking.

I know this sounds like a ridiculous movie.  And it was.  But in a good way.  

Next up from Syfy that I’m looking forward to?  Piranhaconda

Thanks to solonginnocence for the picture. 

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19th April 2012

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Last year I made Jimmy Fallon laugh.  (@3:05)

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29th February 2012

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Snooki Is Pregnant (The End Is Near) →

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7th December 2011

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The Farrelly Brother’s Are Assholes.

They have made some funny movies.  (Dumb & Dumber. Kingpin. There’s Something About Mary. Me, Myself & Irene was ok. The Heartbreak Kid was ok.  Shallow Hal was ok.  Hall Pass was great.

And then I saw this trailer and wanted to give up on life.

The cameos at the end ruined my day.

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