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34A - Don't Bother.
34B - If You Have Nothing Better To Do.
34C - I'd Recommend.
34D - I'd Highly Recommend.
34DD - New Favorite.
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What’s Your Number? - 34D.
There is a lot going through my head right now. I started drinking when I started this movie but I can’t use that as an excuse for me loving this movie.
I just reviewed The Innkeepers so I have this feeling that Ti West is going to look at my tumblr and see that I gave his movie and this movie the same rating and think I’m a fucking asshole.
I don’t know what to say. Anna Faris is amazing. Even at the halfway point when this movie took the cliched turn that all comedies take. Whether they be comedy comedies or romantic comedies. All comedies get serious at one point making them not really comedies but movies you are losing interest in. But yes. Even when that happened and this movie started to suck, Faris delivered enough one liners or did something awesome to keep me interested in this movie. Also, I feel like this movie was meant to show that not only is she the funniest actresses out there (maybe tied with Kristen Wiig) but her body is phenomenal. She is hot.
Also. Chris Evans. Mr. Captain America. His body is also incredible. He is extremely handsome. He’s a great actor. I recently saw him in Puncture and he was great.
I feel like I had more points to make while I was watching the movie but I’m not remembering them now.
As for the plot, it’s about a girl that’s ashamed of the number of dudes she’s fucked because it’s twice the average of what’s expected. She goes on a mission to find all her ex’s to see if any are husband material because she doesn’t want to go over her number.
I know I said this before but Faris is hot. And she’s married to Chris Pratt! He’s awesome. What a great couple.
I’m going to drink some more and then eat pizza. I’m also going to try to find Faris and Pratt on twitter and send them this review.
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Puncture - 34C.
Captain America as a drug addict lawyer? I’ll take it.
Based on a true story. It starts with a nurse trying to sedate/medicate someone all hopped up on drugs. Through his struggling, she is pricked with the needle. It’s 3 years later and she has AIDS and the lawyers are called in. Not because she wants money. Her friend has invented a special safety needle where things like this can never happen again.
Evans and his partner take the case and it’s a huge struggle because they have to go up against a huge corporation.
Good movie. I like Chris Evans a lot. I would highly recommend it to anyone in or interested in the medical field.
Captain America: The First Avenger - 34d. This was really great. For a lot of reasons. We’ll start with the people.
Chris Evans was perfect as Steve Rogers/Captain America. He’s handsome, he’s in incredible shape, he’s funny and charming and he was just great. Nobody would have done it better.
Tommy Lee Jones may have stolen the movie. He made me laugh loudly a few times. People probably thought a witch was being burned to death in the theater. I cackle like a gay witch on fire.
Hayley Atwell was just a babe. She played Steve Roger’s love interest.
Ok I think that’s enough character talk. The movie was great. It reminded me of Iron Man in the sense that it took a character I didn’t know much about or give a shit about and made me love him.
Stay after the credits. Shit gets real.