If You're Not 18+ Leave This Page!
I Rate/Review Movies In Bra Sizes.
34A - Don't Bother.
34B - If You Have Nothing Better To Do.
34C - I'd Recommend.
34D - I'd Highly Recommend.
34DD - New Favorite.
If you want to submit a picture click on the "Show Me Your Tits" link
- 18 and up only
- Let me know if you want to remain anonymous or if you're looking to promote something
- Let me know your size (if you're bigger than a DD that's fine. I use bigger quite often)
Photoset with 3 notes
The Avengers - 34C.
There will be SPOILERS so stop reading now. Or don’t.
Two very large chested girls specifically asked me to use their pictures for this review before I had seen it. I can’t do that.
This was an ok movie with amazing action sequences, terrible dialogue and an excruciating overuse of some of the cheesiest one-liners that I have ever heard.
Question. What was up with the Hulk? The first time Banner Hulked out he tried to kill Black Widow. The second time it happened he was totally cool with everyone and fighting for the team. Until he randomly punched out Thor.
And Black Widow? Come on. Yes, one of the best scenes involved her. I’m talking about in the beginning when her cleavage was jiggling while she did karate in a dress. But what the hell. I felt bad for her during that 360 shot when everyone looks all bad ass and it shows her putting a clip in her gun and chambering a round.
Same goes for Hawkeye. He’s pretty lame. Robin Hood could be an Avenger.
Iron Man. I like him.
Captain America. I think I love him.
Hulk. I love Mark Ruffalo and his scenes were great. Whether he was hulking out or just being himself.
Thor. He’s ok. I remember when the first trailer came out and Tony Stark says I’m a billionaire, playboy philanthropist and Thor laughs. People were asking how would he even know what any of that stuff means. Well, the trailer was just edited that way. The scene didn’t actually happen like that. He did say Loki was adopted though at one of the comic relief points. Do they have adoptions on Asgard?
Am I over analyzing this? Probably. Are people so anxious to suck a movie’s dick just because it’s been hyped up for years and it SHOULD be amazing? Definitely.
Thanks to solonginnocence for the picture.
Video with 1 note
I think this is 100x better than the real trailer for The Avengers.
Captain America: The First Avenger - 34d. This was really great. For a lot of reasons. We’ll start with the people.
Chris Evans was perfect as Steve Rogers/Captain America. He’s handsome, he’s in incredible shape, he’s funny and charming and he was just great. Nobody would have done it better.
Tommy Lee Jones may have stolen the movie. He made me laugh loudly a few times. People probably thought a witch was being burned to death in the theater. I cackle like a gay witch on fire.
Hayley Atwell was just a babe. She played Steve Roger’s love interest.
Ok I think that’s enough character talk. The movie was great. It reminded me of Iron Man in the sense that it took a character I didn’t know much about or give a shit about and made me love him.
Stay after the credits. Shit gets real.
